Why I hate Ezekial

By : Falconillo

Ezekial is a friend.

You know, he’s always been a good friend of mine.

But lately something’s changed, it’s not hard to define.

I hate Ezekial now, and I will tell you why.

            I hate Ezekial because Trepid sucks, and he once said “Inglish halps mee lern too speel.”  Also, he was the worst star ever.  Polaris would get beat up by Globulo any day.  Furthermore, he is addicted to Palatrol and isn’t cool like Duct Tape and Vocabulary Workshop Level C.  Therefore, I hate Ezekial.  I also hate Ezekial because he stole Betsy from Phil.  Phil brought her milk, and Ezekial brought Phil sadness.  Only a big jerk would do that.  Also, he ruined our 6^th grade FPS presentation by making me throw a ball across the stage, and making it land under a judge’s seat.  He also uses witchcraft and tomfoolery.