Spring is here and with spring, comes Tokyo's dreadful rainy season.  And with the Tokyo rainy season comes a dreadfully grumpy Godzilla.  Or, so we thought.

This year is going to be different said Godzilla in a recent interview with Slamball: The Mag.  He also said a lot of other things which are contained in the following representation of the interview that actually occurred:

Slamball: The Mag:  So, Mr. Godzilla what's your secret, you're over 500 ft tall and yet you still manage to keep dry even in the worst of drippy days.

Godzilla:  First off call me Gojira…

STM: OK then, Gojira…

G: And say it like that old guy in my year 1998 Matthew Broderick movie, you know like this "Gojiiiraaaa, Gooojiraa"

STM: You stole my umbrella didn't you?

G: I didn't think it would come to this so suddenly.

STM: Just give it back.

G: Or you'll what.

(at this point Godzilla breathed fire over most of the premises)

STM: Oh crap, we just bought this Tokyo apartment.

G: Suck it.

STM: Now that I have my umbrella back I'd like to comment on your wonderful collection.

G: Why thank you, it is quite exquisite.  My favorite is that one that I'm about to use to pick my ginormous teeth.

STM:  (in a Godzilla type voice)  rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRAAAWWWWSOME!